POSITIVITY.

I’m a pessimistic 19 (20 in Oct) year old History student from London, England.

I’m overweight and stereotypically bubbly/jolly/any other word you associate with a fat person.

For the last year or so I have been ‘seeing’ a guy I lived in dorms with - BAD MOVE. Fast forward to the beginning of my second year living with him and we barely talk. Not that I know why. Apparently guys fuck you over like that.

I’ve moped. I’ve cried. I’ve complained to pretty much everyone who will listen. Then I went on StumbleUpon and read some self help crap. Apparently I’m ruining my life.

So here I go. Positivity. Fuck him. I’m better than that.

20 SMALL THINGS I ENJOY AND SHOULD DO EVERYDAY.

Must do at least one of these each day. :)

  1. Masturbate
  2. Watch Brendon Urie looking MIGHTY FINE
  3. Sing along to something. Probably a musical.
  4. Laugh.
  5. Look through old photos. Preferably drunken ones.
  6. Watch the best of Randy Marsh.
  7. Listen to Hakuna Matata/You Can’t Stop The Beat/something upbeat.
  8. Talk to someone about something funny.
  9. The post-exercise buzz. NOT the pre-exercise reluctance…
  10. Spend money.
  11. Watch South Park or The Simpsons.
  12. See something new.
  13. Eat something naughty.
  14. Cuddle someone.
  15. Sit in Blackheath and talk.
  16. Get dressed up and feel good.
  17. Long bath, smooth legs & body cream.
  18. Learn something new.
  19. Make a drunken dick of yourself with the right people.
  20. Making time to just relax away from Facebook/Phone/Twitter.